User:Emperor MAR

Emperor MAR (b. September 1, 1985) is founder/emperor of Piemerica.

Life
Emperor MAR, like all people, was born in the past. Whether or not he is still alive is subject to change at any given moment.

Education
Emperor MAR has a 3rd grade education and all the grades after that. He has primarily learned from experience, the experience of reading books.

Accomplishments

 * Named World's Best Husband by his wife 5 years running.
 * Inventor and innovator of Book Drinking
 * Repopularized the skillet hat
 * Once ate a whole pear in zero bites.
 * Knows the difference between right and wrong unless directions tell him to turn left.
 * Is fun to hang around (if you have strong enough clothes pins).

Favorite Things

 * Favorite Answer: "I'll answer your question in just a moment but first enjoy this BRAND NEW DELUXE PIZZA!"
 * Favorite Question: "What is the one question you always wished someone would ask you?"
 * Favorite Number: x because a variable can be any number.

Reward
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Emperor MAR please contact Emperor MAR by waving at him and yelling "I spooted ya!".