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125px|thumb|right|The official portrait of Jimothy Collins.Jimothy Collins is a former United States President. His term is widely unknown, as he was the 43.6 President. This anomaly occured by the 25th Amendment, which stated that any President that manages to start a war in a foreign country, destroy a country's economy, and come out with a new perfume (see  George-fume), all within ten days shall be replaced with a temporary acting President. Jimothy Collins was elected when Keifer Sutherland was busy at the time of election. During his term, Jimothy passed just one bill, the Illinois Donut Tax of 2007. It was later repealed by Congress.

Jimothy's popularity is far beyond that of any previous President. This may be partially due to his secret identity, Hannah Montana.

Jimothy currently resides in Seattle, Washington, where he crashes poorly planned weddings for a living. To date, he has crashed weddings such as those of Jennifer Lopez and Abraham  Linkin (Park). He wields a gun to kill raptors during the frequent raptor attacks on Seattle.

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