User:Enterthedragonlife

Red-Bearded-Dragon of WV

The name that strikes fear in the hearts of criminals. Part human, part Batman, part Chuck Norris, but all man, it is said that he single handedly once took on a bear with no hands and Made the beast call him Daddy. Now the bear rides shotgun in his pickup opening Keystones at his beckoning. The red bearded dragon was thought only to be a myth like Bigfoot till he drug one into a ranger station by its balls. No pictures exist, but if your ever in the remote Wv wilderness and hear the laughter of a BBC meme, know that he is close.