User:EntropicUniverse

 Introduction: 

EntropicUniverse is just a typical, ordinary female human being that follows the laws of the world in constant awareness of them. Being a regular, uninteresting person, she just hides behind the universe like the typical teen she so embodies mentally and physically, and proceeds to make many stories, poems, music, and theories she never shows others, nor really ever puts them to use. Of course, naturally she'll grow bored of this over time, but her current status is that she wishes to pollute the earth with the ideas of her mind onto paper, be it for better or worse. Ms. EntropicUniverse enjoys rock climbing, fossil digging, reading, and just about anything that she can utilize to learn something new. Websites that she often uses includes Quizlet, Youtube, and more. She also happens to be the editor behind this random Wikipedia page! Having said that, please excuse my (rather poor) editing abilities.

 A Written Documentary: 

The Elusive Entropicus-Universicus has a well-fledged life, to which she lives off of the currency of her family in order to survive, due to her lack of familiarity with the outside world and its functions from a lack of adulthood. As the fatherine-lupis lays down to rest, she sneaks up stealthily around the bed, careful not to make a sound. To to her tactics in using sound-proof socks, she is able to quietly evade the ears of the fatherine-lupis. Before being noticed, she locks eyes on her prey, the fatherine's meaty wallet, fillet with only the finest of dollar bills. She launches her feet off the ground, snatches the wallet, and retreats back to her den just before the fatherine can realize what he had coming. Unfortunately for her, just before she could enter the dorm, the even more fearsome Americana-Mama catches her using her strong grip, and takes back the wallet in order to return to her mate. It seems that the Entropicus-Universicus has had a rather daft misfortune, and is incapable of getting her candy after all.