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Max Weldon
Max Weldon, scientific name Maxicus Weldonisciticus, is a fleshy mammal and member of the species, Gay, native

to the Northcenter region of Chiraq. With a white skin coloration and commonly found donning "Stephen Janikowskis"

along with a north-face coat that is dark grey in coloration, the Max Weldon is easily spotted in a crowd. Max Weldon

is better known as a member of the Weldon Family, with distinctive and prominent members such as, but not limited

to Bartholomew Weldon and Leonardo Atticus Weldon.

Early Life
Born a living, walking fetus until the ripe age of three, the Max Weldon will always live the rest of its life in the shadow of its more prevalent Weldon family Member, Leo. Despite many attempts to break out of the shell of it sibling, it will always remain to be known as "Leo Weldon's Brother".

Mating Practices
The Max Weldon only mates once every few years. Recently however, the Max Weldon has been without a mate for quite some time. The only known mate of any Max Weldon is a Celia Wolfman, or a Celius Wolfmaniccius.

Diet
Known to eat homemade sandwiches. However, all fleshy mammals must drink, and the Max Weldon is no exception. The Max Weldon is known to partake in the occasional drinking of a LaCroix.

Behavior
The Max Weldon is one of planet earths more awkward species, known to often times flinch as if offended, disgusted, or if "sumfin' goofy just be havin'", as they say. Often is heard making a remark such as "that's cringy" or "here take Chaza's water bottle". Makes many efforts to avoid contact, utilizing the phrase and frankly, a believable excuse that reads, "no, ...I have lax".