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=A scholarly article on fatness= If you are fat, get thin. If you are thin, get thinner. If you are already thinner, then tie balloon to your ears to Fool the scale into thinking you are thinnerinner than thin.

If you want to be healthy, get fat.

Relativity controversy
In the year 1995, a study was done by the association of infernal quacks (NFLS) To assess scientifically what the closest to perfectly healthy fatness for a human being is. They used a fully grown brontosaurus as a reference point, measuring metabolism in hibernating frogs And their accumulation of fat cells. PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) filed a lawsuit, claiming the brontosaurus is not an accurate Reference point, questioning the very existence of the particular animal.

But they were PETA, so no one listened.