User:EricEdwinRichardsonJr

Eric Edwin Richardson Jr.
Born March 15, 1984, on a snowy morning in Phoenix, AZ. Parents are Renelle Rae Richardson (nee' Rompal) and Eric Edwin Richardson, second in command at recycling facility on frau Mora Highlands. Has one incredibly intelligent and facebook-less sister, Amber Rae.

Early Life 1984-1996
Growing up in the busy city of Phoenix, Eric (aka Reko Teeko) spent his days at school and evenings fighting crime on the mean streets of Brooklyn, NY. Unable to handle the commute, he retired at the age of 7. Retirement was spent fighting ghosts with the Ghostbusters and bringing down the notorious gangster Vanilla Ice with the help of the Ninja Turtles. He tried his hand at bowling, scoring an all-time high of 76 at the age of 9. A de-pantsing incident left him unable to return to the lanes.

He graduated from Clown College in 2004 and traveled with the Harlem Globetrotters until a sex scandal sidelined his career in 2006. He picked up and moved his menagerie to live the sweet life in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley.

Middle & High School 1996-2022
Eric skipped middle school and was promoted straight to Yale Elementary in 2007. He graduated Top of his class in Cursive Writing. While on his summer sabbatical he took a course in flying OPA's (other people's aircraft.) He aided in building a more secure Van Nuys Airport.

Current Life 1994
Eric currently resides in Phoenix. He is the foremost distributor of feline waste products and is currently in the production stages of the first feline fecal scented candles, Buffy's Brownies.