User:Ericbehm2

Tobanism
In the beginning of time, there was only but two gods. One was a male god, Tom, and the other was a female, or Godess, Jobe. These two had tried to make children for 1,000 years. Finally, after 1,000 years of failed mating, they created one child. They named him Steve. After Steve they had another, they named her Steve. Man steve was put on earth, and Woman Steve was put on Venus. After these two many different Steves after the first two. Every Steve was put on a different planet. But some Steves looked different. Some looked like Giant Gorrilas. Others Giant frogs. Some even looked like giant butterflies. Each type of steve had their own galxey, which they called a tomato.

All Steves have a unique way of mating. The male steves shoot their sperm into space. The females then catch the sperm with their baskets. The females all collect sperm as a hobby. They enjoy playing fun games with the sperm. Such as: Sperm tag, Sperm ball, and most common, keeping the sperm as household pets. The females have no idea what the sperm are. They see the sperm as playful, harmless insects who love to play fun games. After they have had they sperm as a pet for aproximatly one month, the sperm become frustrated and begin trying to force their way into the females ear lobes, soon to find out that this is not the most efficent way of accomplishing their task. They soon find that the easiest way into the woman is through their vaginal cavity. The female does not like this one little bit. The woman commonly tries to escape but it is no use. The woman becomes pregnate. The baby giggles with delight as the baby feasts upon the females toenails, nose hairs, and bits of dead skin. The woman does not like this at all for the woman would spend most of her time collecting such materials to build a seemingly pointless model spaceship.