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Fagorean Theorem: The Fagorean Theorem was created on November 2nd, 2017. It was created by classmates Eric Gilcher and Steven Andrews.

Intro: The Fagorean Theorem is a set of mathematical equations to calculate if a person relationship is gay, straight, or confused (You should always make sure someone is gay or straight before doing the math).

Math: First is the variables or numbers. When a person is gay they are represented as -1. When someone is straight they are represented by 1.

Second is the equation(s). To figure out if someones sexual relations (intercourse) is gay or straight you use the following format: -1x-1. Which would be positive 1. Therefor, 2 gay people having sexual intercourse would be considered straight as they are doing as they seem fit. 1x1 would be equal to positive 1 as 2 straight people having sexual intercourse would be straight. Now a little more tricky. -1x1 would be equal to -1. Meaning that if a gay person were to have sexual intercourse with a straight person that relation would be considered gay.

Third is talking or dating. The equation -1+-1 represents 2 gay people talking or dating. That equation is equal to -2 meaning that 2 gay people dating or talking is a gay relationship. The straight part is very self-explanatory. But now for the more tricky part. -1+1 is equal to 0. This is represented as "confused" as one of the 2 people in this relationship is confused with their sexuality.

Fourth is the division of a couple. The equation -1/-1 is equal to positive 1. Meaning that once 2 gay people split up they are now straight until they find another relationship or partner. We have already established that a straight person and a gay person cannot be in a functioning relationship because one is confused so we can rule this equation out.

Fifth is creating a baby. The creation of a child can only be made by 2 straight people. Because of this the square root of -2 is a positive number. Meaning that ONLY 2 straight people can creating a baby.

As of now this is all the equations we can create. We know there are more out there and are working on ways to find them. If you believe you have found other equations for other scenarios please feel free to message the creator.