User:Erissariss

Why Edward?

We should all choose Edward Cullen over Jacob or any of the other Twilight " hunks" as most would put it. Edward Cullen is brave, super smart after years of schooling, and doesn't turn into a wolf. He does not kill humans, is totally hot and why not pick him? Before the film New Moon came out, Edward was awesome, he was on top. But alas, we couldn't stop it forever. New Moon came out and the Edward Cullen " rage " died down a little. Only the true Edward fans who know most of his background, love him in every way possible and don't ever think that Jacob is the new or better Edward Cullen. A dog. Jacob Black is a dog. A stupid, scruffy little mutt that has been descended from other scruffy little mutts. Now here are some downsides to the Jacob side: he is a stupid dog if you didn't catch that before; he may be tan and muscular ( god forbid ) but he isn't cute; he tries to steal away a girl who is happy with her boyfriend ( not counting in new moon ) and probably wouldn't kill himself like Edward Cullen if Bella died. Now there are, sadly some downsides to Edward Cullen, but they can be accepted and understood just as any true vampire-loving and caring person would. Here they are: he sparkles. But most people I know would say that's not manly, or maybe even gay. They DO NOT know what they are talking about. would you judge a crippled person? would you judge a person with cancer or maybe even a case of sparkly skin? It's not the color of your skin that makes a person it's depends more on how hot they are. Just kidding, of course, how could I say such a thing about Edward? Those are most of the downsides that come with this handsome 107-year- old vampire less likable to some, and luckily very few. Edward Cullen rules, Jacob Black drools- literally, cause he's a dog. Now probably some of my readers are saying "But what about Team Emmett? or Team Jasper? Team Sam? or maybe even Team Carlisle? Well, the truth is, Carlisle isn't that hot ( but don't let those twilight loving older women feel bad ) Sam is in Jacob's pack while Jasper and Emmett are minor in this case. ( the matter is "why edward?" isn't it? For all those Edward lovin' fans who have his posters, and know everything about him, Good for you! I raise a toast in your honor, I celebrate you for doing this. I wish I could make a holiday for you, but acknowledging it is all I can muster at this point. Thank you for reading my exposé on Why Edward? Oh, and remember, Edward's watching. Edward cullen is known by many women.