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- Zoological Society of Milwaukee

- Peck's Bad Boy and other stories

- Verein Freier Männer, Society of Free Men

- Freie Gemeinde

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- Milwaukee County Federated Library System

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- List of first occurrences

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The Hot Bugz Slimey and Ant are two bugs with attitude! They're both really small and run around trying to collect leaves and crumbs. Can these two bugs "hoop it up" for the big cash before the cruel winds of winter cause them to die? Muscle Boyz Burger and Stomp, the Muscle Boyz are tired of the girlie-men they see on the courts at their local beach. They're determined to win the Slam City Tournament with their superior physiques and strong b-ball style. Then they'll open the Muscle Boyz Gym to promote their standards of physical fitness. Psyko Squad Rabies and Twitch are Psyko Squad, they intimidate by force of their unorthodox (some say psycho) methods of play. Their style approaches the closest thing to moshing in sports there is. Rabies and Twitch are made for each other! In fact, they plan to use their winnings to get married. Baby Einsteins Leibniz, Newton and Planck are three super-smart babies with attitudes. They've been hustling the courts for years to pay for their Ph.D. programs, but when Cal Tech starts charging extra in an effort to get the babies to drop out, they have to supplement their street cash with new jobs as cable technicians. With their astronomical IQs, cable installation is a breeze and these babies are raking in the cash in no time, until one day when they show up for a routine upgrade at a mafia kingpin's pad and witness a murder. Can these brainy infants untangle the web of lies and accusations? Or will the mafia make sure that their VCR clock hits double zero? Screamin' Wheels Hail and Goose are Screamin' Wheels, a couple of East-side thrill seekers looking to roll their winnings into fixing up their tricked out hot-rod "Fat Chick" so the can enter the Drag City Tournament. Standards And Practices By day, Randy and Joshua are a pair of stick-in-the-mud suits who work for the FCC, issuing fines for indecent exposure and adult language. But by night, they're both male harlots, licking, teasing and kissing their way across the hot Los Angeles underground... regardless of gender. One day, a mysterious call from a representative of the corporation Gloxinon summons them to a skyscraper downtown, where they are given groundbreaking news: the corporate team at Gloxinon wants to make group love to them. They proceed to do so for double their normal fee, and spend the money on designer sweatpants. Months later Randy and Joshua enter the Slam City Tournament on a dare from a friend (Todd). Slammers Skin and Smack are Slammers. They've been hustlin' for years with the Tournament running right in their backyard. They've hot-dogged their way into the competition to show the world nobody can come to their part of town and not expect some schooling from these former all-stars. Street Sharks Grip and Fence are Street Sharks, they wrote the book on "Zen and the Art of Hoops". Most people underestimate these cats until they go up against 'em 2-on-2 and end up leavin' with their wallets several Jacksons short of The Jackson 5. If they win, Grip and Fence will probably start the Church of the Pump Sneaker and walk the Earth, converting the faithful. Surf Crew Van and Rio of Surf Crew are the Annette Funicello and Frankie Vallie of the modern beach ball scene. They play ball just to see and be seen by the other hustlers. they have been taking all the comers for years. They're good and they look good doing it. If they win, they're going to blow their wad on surf wax, tanning lotion, and the inevitable series of plastic surgery.