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"Fengkuang De Gutou" is an innovative form of martial arts originally developed by Graeme Nash (a former AKKA student, skilled in the forms of: Crane, Silat, The Photographer [also a custom-developed form] and Fengkuang De Gutou). Later, Fengkuang De Gutou was perfected with the tedious, however insightful aid of Graeme's mentor and close friend, Gage Spring (a former Taekwondo student, skilled in the forms of: Muy Thai, Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do and an unnamed stance of custom design)... Fengkuang De Gutou stance was specifically created as a defense against opponents who would not generally practice any form of martial arts what so ever. A later form of Fengkuang De Gutou was remodeled to also stand a defense against opponents who indeed would learn forms of martial arts. Fengkuang De Gutou is simplified chinese for 'Crazy Bones'. The defensive variant of this stance requires the user to relax their shoulders and neck--as their right arm must be locked in a 90 degree shield placed a few inches away from the nose and parellel with the ground, as their hand takes the form of an open-palm-fist, facing to the left (and away from the opponent). The left arm must be locked in a 90 degree angle placed a few inches away from the stomach/chest area; wandering up and down from chest to stomach in a fluid pattern as their hand takes the form of an open-palm-fist, facing to the right (and toward the opponent). The user must face their head not directly at their opponent, but slightly into the direction of their right arm shield, to prevent their mouth, nose or eyes in becoming a vulnerable target. Regarding the foot placement, the right leg must be pointed -30 degrees away from the user's opponent and their foot must be flat on the ground. The user's left leg must be pointed the same direction as their shoulder-side and their foot must be heel up and ready to spring a precise jump to evade certain attacks. The offensive variant of this stance uses all the same positions, save for the placement of the left arm--which is to instead be placed palm under palm with the right arm, in a triangular position, pointing above the opponent's head. All movements of Fengkuang De Gutou are by observation to be considered 'defensive', however, almost every single block movement strikes the opponent's attack limb on the muscle joint.

DEFENSIVE MOVEMENTS

Left Jab/Punch Block: 'Wave right arm in and out, toward the opponent's left shoulder. [Palm-Knife to muscle joint]'

Right Jab/Punch Block: 'Swing right arm and elbow into the opponent's arm, away from your body. [Let your hand touch your left shoulder to do this correctly + Jab elbow to muscle joint]'

Left Hook Counter: 'Lean your head toward and around the opponent's fist; spin around and swing your left elbow into the opponent's ribs and kick them away. [Retreat to original stance]'

Right Hook Counter: 'Lean your head back and drop-kick the opponent's thigh, launch yourself off their thigh and drop-elbow their head. [Retreat to original stance]'

Left Swing/Kick Evasion: 'Scissor-switch you legs quickly, land with right foot in a Crane stance and then scissor-switch back into original stance' [Hold breath to allow quicker reaction time]'

Right Swing/Kick Evasion: 'Switch your right leg into a Crane stance and upon fall, stomp the opponent's left/right foot, twist body with your left palm shoving the opponent outward.'

Left Push/Kick Evasion: 'Hop backward and keep your stance. [Exhale]'

Right Push/Kick Evasion: 'Hop backward and keep your stance. [Exhale]'

OFFENSIVE MOVEMENTS

Right Crazy Bone: 'Swing your right elbow sharply, to the right. [Directed at the opponent's face.]'

Left Crazy Bone: 'Swing your right elbow sharply, to the left. [Directed at the opponent's face.]'

Serpent: 'Jab your left palm forward. [Directed anywhere.]'

OFFENSIVE COMBINATIONS

Mask Of Picasso: 'Swing your right elbow sharply, to the right--proceed to slide the rest of your arm across the opponent's face and then pull their head into your rising knee.' [...Ouch.]

Venom In the Eye: 'Block a Right Jab and launch your palm into your opponent's forehead + Bring your right elbow back in, smacking their face en route + Straighten your right arm into an open palm and smack your opponent's eyes with the back of your hand. [Reform into original stance.]

Cutting Adam's Apple: 'Block any Right Punch and swing your entire right arm into your opponent's neck + If possible, smack their face en route your right arm's resting position.'

Spinal Chorde: 'After performing *Mask Of Picasso*, grab your opponent's shirt-neck and pull them behind you + Turn in unison and double open-palm their shoulder blades.'

Free Dentist Appointment: 'Misleadingly swing your right elbow toward the opponent while never making contact + Smack their jaw en route you arm's resting position.'

Sangheili Leg Transformation: 'In mid performance of a Right Hook Counter, instead of Drop-Kicking your opponent's thigh, kick their knee with full force and keep your foot on their knee as you fall onto it with all your weight + Return to home-stance and bring your right leg up slightly + Kick your right leg under their now backwards knee and pull it up and return their leg back to it's correct structure. [At least you fixed it.]'