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The Story of Raymond LaRose

To those students or faculty or people in general who do not know of or know well Mr. LaRose, I am sorry. You are missing out on a great life experience. Not much is commonly know about Mr. LaRose, and the stuff that is known is mostly false. I have compiled a list of truths that will help us better understand this great man. (the * are the ones i ripped off from Chuck Norris) 1. Mr. LaRose wrote an entire rap only rhyming with orange. It was a #1 seller. 2. Mr. LaRose built the log Cabin he was latter born in, with one hand 3. Mr. LaRose doesn’t tell jokes because people would literally die laughing 4. Mr. LaRose, contrary to common belief, wasn’t just at Berlin when it was taken, he single handedly took it  5. Chuck Norris would be nothing without Mr. LaRose 6. God only gave Moses 9 commandments, Mr. LaRose gave him the 10th 7. Mr. LaRose doesn’t just teach the English language, he invented it  8. iTunes pays Mr. LaRose 99 cents every time he listens to a song * 9. Mr. LaRose has been over a rainbow and caught a leprechaun, but he because of his compassion, he let the little green man go 10. In a War between Russia and Germany, Mr. LaRose would win * 11. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put humpty dumpty together again, but Mr. LaRose could 12. Mr. LaRose unscrambles eggs * 13. Mr. LaRose’s Business card says “I’ll call You” * 14. When life hands Mr. LaRose lemons, he makes Orange Juice * 15. Mr. LaRose tried one of Wonka’s everlasting Gobstoppers, I lasted 4 seconds* 16. Mr. LaRose appears in all of the Star Wars Movies as the Force * 17. Mr. LaRose went to donate blood, a week later he found out that it could not be excepted because it was toxic to mere mortals 18. As a child Mr. LaRose never had a teddy bear, he had the real thing 19. Rudolf’s nose is red because Mr. LaRose gave him a bloody nose 20. Mr. LaRose caught all the Pokémon…. Twice * 21. Peter Pan doesn’t grow up, But Mr. LaRose doesn’t even have an age 22. Ke$ha meant to say that she woke up in the morning feeling like Mr. LaRose, but there is no word in any language that can rhyme with that 23. The keyboard on Mr. LaRose’s computer does not have a Question mark because Mr. LaRose only has answers * 24. Mr. LaRose understands the adults in the Charlie Brown Movies 25. Try and type Mr. LaRose into Google, your computer will blow up * 26. There are no photos of Mr. LaRose because no picture can recreate his greatness 27. Mr. LaRose knows the Odyssey so well because he wrote it 28. When Mr. LaRose goes to Halloween Parties, he doesn’t wear a Spiderman costume, he becomes a spider 29. Mr. LaRose is the life of parties that he doesn’t attend * 30. Mr. LaRose died in June of 1984 but Death was too afraid to tell him* 31. Humans haven’t been to Mars because Mr. LaRose doesn’t want them near his vacation house 32. On the first day, God created Mr. LaRose, nothing else matters * 33. Mr. LaRose writes using a 30 letter alphabet 34. Mr. LaRose doesn’t actually listen to you, he reads your thoughts 35. Mr. LaRose’s cell phone always has service 36. Mr. LaRose ordered a Whopper at McDonalds, and got one * 37. Jesus walked on water, Mr. LaRose swam through land * 38. Everybody loves Raymond (Mr. LaRose)