User:Esjholloway

Howdy! my name is Ethan, but you can call me Sydney, James or Rodriguez as well if you want to.

Friends:

 * Y'all don't need to know my friends
 * Jeff Bezos
 * User:Lwilsher02

Interests:

 * Wildin'
 * Chillin with the boys
 * Wildin'
 * Videogames
 * Dungeons and Dragons

Achievements:

 * One time I made a whole pancake without slipping on it like a banana peel
 * Dodged the Vietnam draft
 * Have Ricardo Milos as my Instagram profile picture in 2020
 * STEM student of the year
 * Caught the southern rail train on time
 * Made a net large enough to physically catch a train

Early life
When I was, a young boy, MY FATHER, TOOK ME TO SEE A BLACK PARADE

Then when I got home, I saw my minecraft girlfriend sharing a bed with my best friend, I had this suspicion for a long time because her re-spawn point was not at our shared house. But i caught her in the act so they both killed me in minecraft in a 2 v 1 then i punched a hole in monitor.