User:Essaykid

I've had a Wikipedia account since 2006. Since then, I've made seven of the most absolutely stunning edits the world has ever seen. (That was a completely unjustified lie, by the way.) I like taking very long walks on the beach (the kind where my entire body hurts before I decide to turn around, not the romantic kind), attempting to type faster than my grandmother (I'm only 20 wpm below her 110 wpm), expanding my mental database of useless trivia by reading Wikipedia pages, building Linux (not always GNU/Linux) based... things, and questioning the design decisions of operating systems and programming languages.

No puedo escribir más porque tengo jaqueca. Vielen Dank, dass Sie sich die Zeit, um diese schlecht geschriebenen Satz zu lesen.

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