User:EthanKutz/sandbox

Born sometime in 2004, (I think), Alden Francis Rolfe Was born to Shauna and Mark(?) Rolfe. Him and his family spent a few years in China, which is pretty cool. At an unknown point of their time in China, the Rolfe family adopted a dog named Mei Mei, my personal favorite member of the family. For most of his life Alden enjoyed playing Lacrosse, and has recently started Rowing in the Crew program at his private Highschool, St. John's Prep. He has also been learning various songs on the piano. Some of his favorite songs to play include Runaway and Still D.R.E., even though he plays the intro to Runaway incorrectly.

Since his freshman year in 2019, Alden his been at the previously mentioned private school, St. John's Prep. He continues to go there and is placed in all honors level courses, and for his foreign language he takes Chinese. Something notable to mention is that Ethan Michael Kutz is also in one of his honors level courses, (Honors World History), meaning that Alden is not as smart as many think.

Something notable about Alden is his taste in music. His most listened to artist is undoubtedly Kanye West, someone who was recently announced his run for presidency in the 2020 United States presidential election. His favorite songs by Kanye include Runaway and Devil in a New Dress featuring Rick Ross, (The fat one). More on the topic of Alden’s opinions on Kanye West’s discography, he enjoys the albums The College Dropout and Late Registration more than Graduation, which is morally and politically incorrect. Allen also enjoys the album, Yeezus, which is correct because it is top 3 in. His. Discography and was greatly unappreciated at the time.

Alden’s closest friends mostly also attend St. John's Prep, and include but are not limited to, Ethan Kutz, Will Minor, Drew McStay , Drew Phaneuf, and Cooper Johnson.

Fun facts:

He is currently working on a musical project with Frank Ocean He can survive the blast from A Nuclear Bomb from a very close radius He was going to be drafted into the Vietnam War, but could not be sent overseas due to an          impending rowing competition that he simply could not skip. In 1994 he teamed up with the FBI in order to capture Ted Kaczynski, also known as the “Unibomber”. Alden caught him with ease in 1996, and decided to retire from his investigative career. He has been seen moving small objects with his mind, but since 2020 has denied all the allegations made about this topic, and he wishes not to speak about it.