User:Ethanthebikeman/sandbox

Lord Ethan Sanders XIV Overlord of the Kingdom of River Green, Canton, GA.
Lord Ethan Sanders XIV was a young Prince from the Kingdom of Bridge-mill during the year 2 AD, he was in charge of a small Village of Wolfpeople. His army also consisted of 100 units of light infantry, 50 Dragoons, and 500 Line Infantrymen and two of his personal servants Sir Manning and Sir Cole. Lord Ethan and Sir Cole often worked together conquering the kingdom of Sixes util the awesome battle of Lake Alatoona, when their army of 650 soldiers fought valiantly against the puny army of 5 Water people. Unfortunately their army lost to the 5 waterpeople who used evil splashing tactics, that were unheard of at the time. After this battle Sir Cole was furious with Lord Ethan and separated with the song "Baby come back" by Player blasting from the castle of Lord Ethan, however Sir Cole ignored Ethan's pleas.

Lord Ethan spent much of his early years studying blades of grass in front of his Castle. Eventually one blade spoke to him in the night speaking to the Lord saying "You must stop the rock from becoming magenta!" His majesty then realized that metaphorically the Blade of grass was telling him to Kill Sir Cole of the Kingdom of River Green. That morning Lord Ethan named himself King of Canton. He rounded up his army of 650 plus 100 wolfpeople militia and went on the quest to conquer the Kingdom of River Green. These soldiers were named the "knights of the square table because round tables are stupid." During the quest, the army faced many difficulties including the "Conflict of November" Which involved a battle between the 750 Royal Soldiers of Lord Ethan and 1 Evil Lady Bug. After 12 days of intense fighting, the Royal Army surrendered, 50 soldiers were killed in the conflict mostly of starvation and gunshot wounds from "not-so-friendly Friendly fire" Thankfully, due to his generosity, the lady bug allowed the Royal Army to press on after surrendering and giving the lady bug 5 Nuclear Missiles which he then used to crush the Ant Nation.

By early December Lord Ethan XIV and his Royal army reached The Kingdom of River Green. Sir Cole realized that Lord Ethan was at his doorstep and readied his armies for battle. However, little did Lord Ethan know, but Sir Cole had a fierce army of Cat-Dragons, Evil man eating kittens that breath fire! After 3 years of non-stop fighting Both armies were destroyed leaving only Lord Ethan and Sir cole. Ethan ran for the woods, down to the Etowah River and found Excalibur wedged in between two stones. He then took the sword and slayed all of the Kitten-Dragons. Then Ethan and Cole fought each other one against one, for 3 years. Eventually Sir Cole sharted during battle, a shart so powerful it blew a hole in his castle causing it to collapse, and thus making the Razor blade chandelier fall and kill Sir Cole.

After the Death of Sir Cole, Lord Ethan XIV became King of the Kingdom of River Green and Bridgemill. Because River Green is 100 times better than bridgemill, Lord Ethan Named the two kingdoms a united Kingdom of River green. However due to his evil nature, Lord Ethan XIV became the Overlord of the Kingdom as well and currently reigns in River green to this Day. All other people are declared Peasents and owe King Ethan XIV $100 per day if they wish to please his Majesty.

Some believe that Lord Ethan is too harsh in his laws, however it doesn't matter because "Aint nobody got time for your opinions" said Lord Ethan XIV in an interview with CNN last week. Currently the citizens or rather "peasents of the Kingdom of River Green" have No rights. They cannot speak against Lord Ethan XIV or his policies. Also all citizens must follow the Frosted Flake Religion and worship Tony the Tiger because Frosted Flakes are great.