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Tobias: King of the Mountain The Search for Pugtomium

A Tale Presented By Rachel Jacobson

Once upon a time, in the land of Darmstadt, Germany; the 111th element on the periodic table was found by Peter Armbruster and Gottfried Münzenberg. The name of this element is Roentgenium. However, there has been a new discovery of an element called Pugtomium, the 112th element, here is the first ever told story of this new scientific fascination. Wikipedia, here we come! There was once a pug named Toby, or Tobias King of the Mountain. He is cute, cuddly and sweet. He would spend all day playing in fields of daffodils and spending time with the goddess of pugs, Ms. Therault. One day as she was teaching one of her science classes, Toby started passing extraordinary amounts of gas, puffer winds, anal tornados, whichever you prefer. So, the class decided to take Toby for a walk. Suddenly, Toby’s pug senses began to tingle, Toby then bolted into the woods. Shame to the student who let his leash go! Eventually Ms. Therault and her class found Toby, wandering in the woods. One of the students asked “Should we get him?” Ms. Therault responded “Let him search Noodle Head!!” After all, the goddess of pugs knows when her pugs are at work. Pretty soon Toby had dug up a block, but not just an ordinary block. One that looked like this! Thus the element was found PUGTOMIUM!!!!!

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