User:Eva4evAJ

Chicken: These two legged, squeeky creatures, who can't fly because they're too lazy and fat to move their bloody wings, evolved from fish. It was first noticed by Eva Janique on 23rd May 2007, when she realised that they had scales on their legs, just like fish. She shared this with their classmates, however was confronted by them, who ridiculed her theory, and so it remained a secret, that will one day unravell and show the world that as observed, chicken did evolve from fish. Eva Janique was also the first person to realize that bats and eagles are the same creature. As much as Lorna, Eva's classmate, would like to admit that they do not know each other this cannot be done as Eva is far to adorable and always coming out with these amazing new discoveries.