User:Evan D. George

Greetings. My name is Evan George. Son of Clint Eastwood and Joan Jett. My siblings consist of Tom Cruise, Kim Kardashian, and of course Michael Jackson. I was in the Jackson 6. After touring the world for years i eventually quit. I started a cabbage farm and hired many Mexican gardeners. One of these gardeners turned out to be George Lopez. George got me into showbiz again. You may remember me as Bug #68 on "Bugs life." Also i was in films such as Baby Mama as the baby. Then i turned 8 and the fame went south. Got addicted to Flintstones vitamins and glue sticks. But then i finally turned my life around. For my comeback performance i starred in a role as a heartthrob vampire. I was fired though because i was too good looking and i couldn't actually fly like Robert Pattinson can. Fortunately i was later cast in a role called Transformers 2. I played Optimus Prime. I haven't landed a movie roll since but i have written a book called "Miles to Go." Unfortunately my seemingly comedic fictional novel described Miley Cyrus's life perfectly and she bought the story from me for 2 front row tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert. Now i sit at my small home with my 24 cats. I sit back with a glass of white wine and enjoy life. And that is who i am.