User:Evellion

General Information: Evellion apparently shares an IP address with someone who has no grasp on how Wikipedia should be used. If a page edit containing large numbers of obscenities is linked to this IP address, it probably wasn't this person who edited the page. Evellion thinks accuracy is of the utmost importance when one is writing a page that is meant to be shared with other people (and the occasional cat on a keyboard) for the purpose of sharing information.

Location: Evellion lives in the Northern hemisphere of the planet Earth, located in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. You probably do too.

Early Life: Evellion probably started life as a mass of cells, but doesn't remember much about it.

Slightly Later But Still Early Life: Evellion grew up with a Nuclear family and went to several different schools in the U.S. prior to attending college. Evellion probably had a fairly boring Slightly Later But Still Early Life, but can't remember because they were hit on the head at some point and have retrograde amnesia. Evellion also studied several martial art forms and had a great many houseplants.

Even Later Life: Evellion studied at multiple colleges, worked at multiple places, and stuck band-aids on multiple people.

More Expensive Life: Evellion is currently in a graduate program for forensic science and has a great many houseplants. It is expensive.

Education: Evellion has several degrees that mostly just take up space on a wall where a perfectly decent painting could be displayed instead. Evellion's favorite subjects to study are mostly related to the practical application of science. Evellion is particularly fond of the field of forensic science.

Randomly Used Skills: Evellion can sort, wash, fold, and repair laundry. Evellion also sews, gardens, raises fish and reptiles, reviews GIS software data, can write long papers very quickly, does arts and crafts, sticks band-aids on people, fences, makes engineering and architectural drafts, and can bake a mean chocolate torte.