User:Everyplatewebreak

I was born. I fell down. I built castles in the sand. Then I visited Windsor Safari Park. I went to Secondary school. I failed to shave. After 7 very odd years I left. I went to university. I dropped out. I told everyone I was taking out a year. I went back. I cooked various chickens. I graduated. I'm now looking for work, cash and fulfillment, in whichever order is the most emotionally gratifying.

I have things to look at. You can find them at:

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Incidentally, some people call me Gavin Cowell. Most don't, though.