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The history and culture of 1944 Somalia

The culture and history of 1944 Somalia nation

In 1944 we established contact with human space aliens from the year 1944. There ship crashed in Germany and taught the natives witch craft and jazz music from the year 1944.

This event has been documented in ancient Egyptian transcripts and has been kept in the Vatican Vault for decades. The only information that has been released since then has been the introduction of milking cows. The cows were a gift from the ancient gods. The cows must be fed cocaine and cocaine accessories to adjust to the earth. They must also be spun to 360 degrees in order for them to produce the dairy that we consume as a society. The cows recently went on a strike due to the banning of narcotics. They have since then became addicted to cigarettes and vodka intoxicating toddlers in the process.