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C-REX (comic)
C-REX is an online humor comic (www.crex.comicsuniverse.com) about a dinosaur living in the modern day who works as a superhero.

Story

C-REX does not follow a central plot, but is a series of the misadventures of C-REX as he goes about his daily life.

Characters (Good Guys)
C-REX

C-REX is the main character of the comic. C-REX was created in a lab by a mad scientist somewhere in Western Texas. Through genetic engineering, C-REX has the reasoning abilty of a normal human, although he is a compete idiot, and has the ability to speak. C-REX is a tyrannosaurus rex, but is half the size of a regular t-rex (standing 10 feet tall and 25 feet from tip to tail) due to a massive caffeine addiction. Furthermore, C-REX stands unusually upright for a tyrannosaurus as a side-effect of having human DNA put into his genome in order to give him the ability to reason and speak. C-REX attended fictional O.J. Simpson University in Northern California where he earned his PhD in cheese appreciation. C-REX moved to Chicago, Illinois where he worked as a police officer. C-REX earned a huge fortune as he is extremely corrupt. C-REX currently works as a superhero in Chicago, Illinois in order to make a good name for himself in the community. However, C-REX is horribly inept at his job and often commits much more crimes than he prevents (to date, he has prevented none). However, due to his immense fortune as the result of being mindblowingly corrupt, he has the ability to buy his way out of almost any situation. C-REX can be described as vain, cheeky, arrogant, hedonistic, psychotic, self-centered, and ignorant.

Sabre

Sabre is C-REX's best friend from childhood as well as one of C-REX's sidekicks. Sabre is an allosaurus who was created by the same mad scientist through the same process, but was created somewhere in the Australian outback. Sabre is an expert in the use of weapons and is more intelligent than C-REX, but he often goes along with C-REX's schemes.

Riptor

Riptor is C-REX's second sidekick who was shanghaied into a restrictive lifelong contract with C-REX's superhero firm by C-REX. Riptor is a velociraptor who was created in the same process as C-REX and Sabre by the same mad scientist, but in London, England. Unlike his counterparts, Riptor is extremely intelligent, having earned PhDs from prestigious universities such as Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge, Stanford, and Yale. Riptor is seen as the exact opposite of C-REX and is in constant conflict with him due to Riptor's strict morals and high IQ. As a result, C-REX is extremely abusive to Riptor, which often causes Riptor intense psychological and physical harm as he is often exposed to the hazards of C-REX's life.

Killko

Killko is an evil man-eating copying machine that C-REX owns who is possessed by a demon, which causes him to do things like deliberatly cutting off parts of important documents.

Jake

Jake is an adorable little dachshund that C-REX owns who, for legal purposes, is the owner of C-REX's superhero firm.

The embodyment of all that is scary

The embodyment of all that is scary is a composite being created by C-REX to motivate his employees. The embodyment of all that is scary was created by C-REX and has DNA from spiders, scorpions, snakes, Grace Jones, and a clown.

Steveagoth

Steveagoth is a massive 7-foot warrior who C-REX hired as his legal advisor. Steveagoth has no experience working in the legal profession, but specializes in lifting people over his head and breaking their backs in half.