User:Evman1995

EVAN IS ME!

Evan stared at the screen, not knowing what to say on this limitless informational sight. "Should i say..." he thought to himself. "How about..." The ideas were thought up in seconds, but banished from his head even faster. "I got it!" Evan screamed. The short, smart little boy typed in one word 'Wikipedia'. "I'll right about Wikipedia!" the excited Evan shouted. 'Wiki is................... What is wiki?' he typed. The next hours were spent on the web blog he kept, trying to find an answer to this seemingly obvious question. Finally, an person answered with one blunt reply "Wikipedia is wikipedia." Evan thought this odd statement out and tabbed the wiki page back open. He ran through all the pieces of information he could find, looking blankly at the bright-glowing Mac screen. "Wiki is an informational site," he read on one blog, "it is a place where anyone can write about anything that is happening and not get in trouble." "The reast of the web searches just lead you to and endless amount of websites full of pop-ups, stupid stuff, and standardized company web-pages." "But on wiki, you don't have to pay, there are no pop-ups, and everybody has something to share with the rest of the worldl." Evan finished. He read that paragraph over and over for many minutes until he came up with an answer: "Wikipedia IS Wikipedia!" The blog he wrote went on for at least 4 scrolls of a mouse wheel, but it had a large amount of misspellings, capitalization errors, and misusage of words (like this article). Evan leaned back after four hours of typing and looked at what he had wrote, and pressed the sending key. "This file has already been made, it is now DELETED," said a message on his email mailbox. "NOOO!" And that is what happened to the Wikipedia is Wikipedia page.