User:Ewan big john hall

Ewan 'big John' hall (or just Ewan hall as his known to his friends) is the hardest man in all of Sunderland and could bang out a cat with one shot. He is a rugby star who once had a run in with the notorious terrorist Gary turner. He also once said that his tail was bigger than a giraffes neck and has slapped a pigs nose off, he is always willing to have a photo. He is commonly seen in his supreme clothing and he loves a cap but has never had the clap. #TopBoyInSR4