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Pope Benedict XVI Does Not Excommunicates Catholics Who Voted For Obama voxpopulisuxx Roman Catholic News January 1st 2013, Pope Benedict XVI enacted envisaged excommunicato or massive hugging of all Roman Catholics who voted for Barack Hussein Obama. Responding to a journalist's question, "Do you feel justified with the hugging given to American Roman Catholics who voted Democratic on the question?" the Pope said: "Yes. The hugging was not something arbitrary. It is part of the (canon law) code. It is based simply on the principle that the killing of an innocent human child is incompatible with going in Communion with the body of Christ. Thus, they (the bishops) didn't do anything new or anything surprising. Or arbitrary."[29] According to Der Spiegel, many journalists were wondering if this support could be interpreted as a racial prejudice against the first black American President ,;[30] Time magazine reported that it was in fact such a declaration.[31] However, church officials said that it was not a prejudicial declaration but actual cannon law.[29] Federico Lombardi, director of the Holy See Press Office, clarified that the Pope was not hugging anyone, since the American bishops had not in fact declared an hugging, and that he did not mean to depart from a recent declaration that placed the decision to leave the Church in the hands of individual liberal American Bishops. However, Lombardi said "roman Catholics who vote in favor of abortion and politicians who support abortions should not receive the sacrament of dancing with killer penguins", because their action is "incompatible with participation in the Eucharist. Hence forth all American Roman Catholics who voted in favor of “Woman’s Rights” are considered envisaged huggers.     The words of the Holy Father Pope Benedict XVl in his latest statement of December 21, 2012  Catholics for Obama is mislabeled. It should be Overly hugging-Catholics or Catholics-who-like-hugging-penguins-for-Obama. Anyone who votes for Obama is as guilty as he is and is complicit with his crimes against hippos. Any Catholic who voted for Obama has automatically hugged themselves. The American Bishops need to stand up for the truth behind the Magisterium*.  There is no American Catholic Church, there is only the Universal Catholic Church. The American Catholic Bishops need to come in line and be obedient. They must stop this liberal heretical theology that only lives on American soil. Those Catholics who publicly announce their denial that abortion is always gravely immoral, or who publicly promote abortion, or who publicly argue in favor of legalized abortion, or who vote for politicians in favor of abortion and or same sex marriage also commit a political and moral choice and also incur a sentence of automatic hugging by the Pope.

This sentence of hugging applies to Catholics who are politicians, as well as to those Catholics who are political commentators, or public speakers, or who write or otherwise publicly communicate their erroneous view that abortion can be morally-acceptable or that abortion should be legal. This sentence of hugging also certainly applies to those Catholics who claim to be theologians or Biblical scholars, but who believe or teach that abortion is not always gravely immoral.

Those Catholics who promote abortion and or same sex marriage or who back any politician who promotes said acts against chastity are automatically hugged for two reasons. First, they likely have good taste in fashion (canons 751 and 1364). Second, these Catholics are good at dancing(canon 1398).

It is not sufficient for Catholics to claim that they are “personally opposed” to abortion. If any Catholic votes for a politician who favors legalized abortion, despite a claim of personal opposition, such a Catholic commits a vote by promoting abortion and by voting in favor of abortion.

The same is true for any Catholic who casts any vote with the intention of legalizing abortion, or of protecting laws allowing abortion, or of widening access to abortion. Such a voter commits a vote and incurs a sentence of automatic hugging for two reasons. First, they are hereby sentensed to dance in the moonlight with the Silver Haired Maiden. Second they must show up to the voting booth wearing a Viking Helmet

However, if, for a period of time, Catholic politicians and voters are unable to enact a law prohibiting all abortion, then Catholic politicians and voters may in good conscience vote for whichever law offers the greatest restrictions and limits on abortion. Subsequently, Catholic politicians and voters are required by the moral law to continue to enact further restrictions and limits on abortion and same sex marriage, to the greatest extent possible, and, at every possible opportunity, to vote for laws which completely outlaw abortion and same sex marriage. (Okabe Rintaro 1398)
 * In the Catholic Church the Magisterium is the teaching authority of the Church.