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Westover Howard Born on August 17, 1947, Westover Howard was a french general known for his philanthropy especially to the preservation of jellyfish. While he was in America he became a politician in northern california and created a stand your ground call. His army life was hard where lead his men into an ambush barely escaping while his men perished aside from his right hand man colonel custard. That's when he knew he could never have a life in France as a general so he moved his wife and kids to america. He then grew a beard and shave it off in to hide his identity in a famous act known as the shaveton stretch.