User:Ezhuks/Porri Gatter

Porri Gatter (По́рри Га́ттер) is a series of four fantasy novels written by Andrey Zhvalevsky and Igor Mytko, parodying J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter. The name of the title character, as well as many others, is a spoonerism - with Harry Potter ( Гарри Поттер in Russian ) becoming Porri Gatter ( Порри Гаттер ).

Main characters

 * Porri Gatter
 * Mergiona Pager
 * Sen Aesli (translate from russian Sen Andif)
 * Winston Mordevolt (translate from russian Winston Snoutvolt): Known to the magical world as Sorcerer Slayer ( Враг Волшебников, most closely translated as Enemy of the Wizards ) and He-Who's-Name-Pronunciation-Is-Conjugated-With-Certain-Phonetic-Difficulties
 * Bubblegum: head of the Perverts, believed to be the most powerful mage by others.
 * Harley: Care of Magical Creatures teacher and Perverts own shrink. Despite his position, he is extremely frightened of all creatures, including non-magical ones.
 * Kryako Malhoy
 * Yugorus Luzh
 * Susan McCanareicle (translate from russian Susan McCanarycle)
 * Razvnedel (translate from russian Once-at-week)
 * Balbo Rykzachinni (translate from russian Balbo Backpack)
 * Sorting cylinder is a cylinder, that tells young students what faculty should they enter. When he becomes angry he takes the shape of Ku Klux Klan.

Plot
In the magic school Perverts children studied magical science. But one day there appeared wicked wizard Mordevolt. He made a pipe, that killed magical abilities. This pipe was made without usage of magic, therefore nobody could destroyed it. But in the family of Gatters was born a child without magical abilities - muddle on the magical language. It was because of the location of Jupiter, Moon and Russian satellite on single line. And when Mordevolt, whom people called He-Who's-Name-Pronunciation-Is-Conjugated-With-Certain-Phonetic-Difficulties because of their fear, came to the house of Gatters he couldn't take away Porri's abilities and was deprived all his magical abilities and went away to graze the electric sheep. But Porri took the magical abilities of Mordevolt and his passion to invention. When Porri became 11 he should go to the wizard's school Perverts, but he didn't want go there. He want to eneter the muddle's technician college. Sorting cylinder told him to enter the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Teachers decided to let Porri to study here, but he makes everything to be flunk from Perverts. There he met his friends - Sen Aesli and Mergiona Pager and their adventures begin.