User:FELT KING I

FELT WORLD ORDER
In Febuary of 2009, a new group emerged in the World. The Felt World Order. A group hell bent on bringing forth the "Nation of Felt". Felt to this group is as important as breathing. Felt it does a body good. Felt, just do it. Felt, melts in your mouth, not in your pants. Are just some of the slogans used by this renegade bunch.

Its founder, Aussie the Supreme Feltness, constructed this group as a joke, but it soon came to reason that it was much more than that. That Felt, belonged in everyones lives. So, Aussie set forth on a quest to build a group of the strongest group imaginable, a group more fierce than the toughest Marines, as wild as the biggest Fraternity, as smart as Stephen Hawkins, and as the true bringers of Feltanism. He first stumbled upon his first in command, Man-O-Felt at a local football game when he noticed Man-O-Felt, the coach of the Florida Feltners, had replaced astro-turf with yes.....astro-felt. The two met in secrecy for many weeks and then started their recruiting. First the two Knights of Felt, found SM Felto....a evil pot smoker hell bent on making the first Felt-Ganja. Then the now threesome stumbled upon a surgeon, one of the best at his profession, Dr. of Felt-o-Nomics. Others soon joined the group, Big Bad Felt Daddy, a man who peddled Felt out of his house....along with his wife, Queen Engel Felt. There was also the Felt King. Although loyal to the cause, had a secret affair with Suede...a no no in the FWO. He was punished by rubbing and grooming Aussies Felt. Lets not forget, Hey Yofelt....who owns his own Felt service, delivering it texture goodness to men throughout the world.

The group has now grown to millions of members with his Supreme Feltness still in control. What their intentions are for now are uncertain, but one can only imagine that once they have full control of all government bodies, just how much Felt will mean to us all.