User:FLIGHT DECK MARTO/sandbox

FLIGHT DECK MATT, AS TOLD BY ONLY SURVIVING MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY, BROTHER FLIGHT DECK MARTO.

Flight Deck Matt was 10 years younger than sibling Flight Deck Marto. Flight Deck Marto was borned in the Cambodian jungles in 1963 during the war, when Schmidtt's was being drank alot more than any other referenceable period in U.S. history (exception being for a brief year between 1999 and 2000 on Hamilton Street in New Brunswick, NJ). Nobody ACTUALLY knows how "Flight Deck" earned his nickname, but, after he returned from the jungle, he lived illegally in the clubhouse of Cherry Hill's National Little League field. Flight Deck Matt still lived with their, otherwise, normal working class parents somewhere in Cherry Hill. Nobody knows anything about Flight Deck Matt because he never joined social media. R.I.P. Flight Deck Matt.

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