User:FUN WITH PIGS

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Pigs {Pigz} NOUN - A creative sport using pigs. International and National and State and Local Law Protect the Random Abuse or Sport Killing, although sport killing is within the definition, there are only certain nations or places where sports killing is legal, there is not jurisdiction statutory laws in the International Waters and Nether are there any Court that would warrant for the Investigation of Sports Pigz Engagements. Thus the most excities and leagal PIGZ are those sports ( water sports, pig in your blanket, Pig on the Wing ( A specialty circus type, more powerful cannon ball shooter style mechanizim in the pig is place in the special ejaculator and is ejaculated into the distance (like horse shoes) where then have a chance to land on a cavnas raft or save themselfs by swimming back to the water craft or canval lifeboat. The sport is not defamed by any regulation of any Animal Rites Protectors. In internatioal water; using the bore and whore pig from the islands that are rampant and destructive, though a sport is envolved, unsuccessful pigs are at least given one change to swim to shore from international anchor. The Nations Countries find that using  these abusive and destructive pigs in water sports rid the population of danger bores or "staling pigs" to feed the animal life and fish in the water. Another game is the fist twist; it is a cultural secret of pig control to relax and satistfy the please sences while the GOLD PINS are attach painfully. Usually a small person insert his fist into the animal anal apening and searces for the "tonsel like" organ in the throat. The game is targeted to pierce the ears for the bagde of power. The youth are easily swayed into the fist twist for the price of a penance. The  pin pierced pig become the sadrificial f00d to the ilanders. A natural herb is given daily' With the pin, the pig enclosed becomes tender and fat (as all of them). When trouble arrises, the badge pig; is sacrificed and the visitors who  come from  pig pro ponents are given the prepared pig. Those who attempt to release the pig are allowed not knowin that the bore will attack. The Interantional Committed Close Cases of Missing Person do not have that knowledge of the small island. Soldiers who come in the night to fetch pigs for games like spin the pig blind fold greased pig conquer, and pig porcuppine pokin enjoy many hour of fun. Beer bottles are fun to use for distance shooting games. The Pig is the wash away in the tide for the dcreatures of the sea. (Random Incidents of violent pigs kills innocent standerbys ~ unlike dogs, pigs are not put to sleep ~ American Booty Religions will not allow the killing or eating of pigs) In  rural areas when pigs are killed during accident shooting or when pigs are found dead and fresh, there is no legilation to prevent a pig roasting. The pig is speared with a long steel rod which enters the easy access large anal cavity and is most easily and frequenty exited to the opposide side of the fire by spearing direct to the oral cavity. The opposite is possible, but the anal ring unsual large of other species (thought to be affected in the mating ritual)  The use of pigs for fun, encluding "poking fun" is not new; but the defining of the sport as a collective american pastime equal with hotdogs, baseball, apple pie, and chevrolet,has only become open to general population; rather than only to the back hill county folk which live in the more primate conditions. Another form of this sport is founded in unlearned people who attemp to breed pigs for procreation. Most reports from anthropologist suggest that this sport (procreation is a ritual) has been slowly dismissed from deep wood rural families. It was a study of antropoligist to discover thier breeding tecniques. The last reports indicate a need for invention to save the rural pig ( as opposed to the city pig) from extinction. Attempt have been made to move city pigs into rural areas for procreation purposes. The mating ritual with the pig ceremony begins will pigs sniffing the female hoar pig and circleing around her until the twilight hours; then however,    the female pig was trampled for the after ritual feast. The Pig Poking Ritual is the genetic and instinctive behavior. Pigs are only susessfully breaded by the modern auto-mated 4 hours process to manually massage the male hormonal stimulation and a nornmal control expert processor w/ tier 3 skills will elongate the process for the full 4 hours and the production of the male semen is 80% live pig cells to 20@ natural fluid which is the same as that fund in the anal canal.

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PIGZ ( Noun when used to specify a related sport (Verb) when action is indicatated.)  Accross the Globe and with Historital accounts the below sport have been enjoys for thousands of years. More "less credible" sports are real historical discoveries that existed. 1) Pigz Pining - A sport where in the Tribal Protected Piglet was allow to grow in a small environment with only curds and whey to eat. At the Celebration of the FOP (Fat old Pig) the young men of the tribe would loose the pig (who always should be kepk in a tight cage. Hereditory trait creat a need that the case need to be larg enough for the Nose, Tongue, and Rooent' Point of the Face to always be ablue to access his anal cavity for clensing, rooten'. The players must protect their gentletals for the instint of the threatented pig is to go stratraign for the proptected area. ~ The old folk say that in a pig mind, if the male plaer is not secure in trying to pink the gold trinket onto the ear, there for rasing the danger lever to less frequent pigs minded game; but more serious for the pin creates infection that affects the small brain that is only active a mating time, from pigopschotic protate intentions. Sympoms are excess contractions of the anal spincture, (some game can be play during this process "marble tossing, with the attempt to hit the most points by ringing the pulsating ring of the canal.  2) Run Pig Run: Paint Balls are used in this sport but names are not required for hunters can not be humilitated by any pig related game. The Coler Pig Premier  is affected by eihter the smell of the paint for the color of the peer subserviet Pig. Play lead to fighting and  to prevent this it is lawful to seperate the PRemier Pig from the Reamer Pig, if you are aware of the potential threat to the Pig Ripping Ritual that Cimaxes this Game.  (authors notes)   A visit to the deed wood homes of the pig of fun must be arrange by submitting a      pigtition - (always say gerneral sporing games      -     1     24 cents refundable deposit is require. If   y ou re turn with no dead pig, you are then charge an extra 85.00. ( See Piglation = the laws of statutory use with juveniles.