User:Facelesshobo

I'm Old Greg! I'm a scaly manfish.

I live here, in 2012sville, in a garbage can.

Why do i live in a cave in a river?

How come a deadbolt lock won't fit onto a cardboard box like my own establishment?

Why is there pepper in my salt shaker?

Why am i breathing?

Why does my dog faint whenever i look at him?

Why do i have no feet?