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 Bold text Dario Perez Dario Perez A.K.A "D.P." was born May 2,1994 and still lives today. In the mid 1990's a US Coast Guard ship spotted what the believed was a handicap Mexican penguin on the pacific coast off of Miami,Florida. After a man named Pedro "Pete" Perez nursed the believed penguin back to health, he adopted him.

By the early 2000's his family moved to Illinois because it was a must for Dario to migrate away from the hot weather in Florida. The family made an Igloo in Romeoville, Illinois. Dario never felt so much at home, but something was missing. His papi knew he needed an igloo mobile, so he bought a Toyota Yaris. Dario was so happy he experienced his first Bird call that day.

In the 2010's Dario already had crashed the first igloo mobile, and lied to his papi. in 2012 he graduated from Romeoville High School. After high school Dario planned to attend college at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago,Illinois. His application was rejected, because they knew he was indeed not a penguin.

Most resent in news, Feb 5th, 2014 a man named Victor Erenst Sessoms II discovered that Dario Perez was a Flappy Bird.