User:Falcotron

The falcotron is the antiparticle or the antimatter counterpart of the ladytron (also known as the Jeanny). The falcotron has an electric charge of +210, a spin of 1/2, and the same mass as a ladytron. When a low-energy falcotron annihilates with a ladytron, their mass is converted into the kinetic energy of two gamma ray photons. As Falco is an emotional guy (he's got tears in his eyes), this is quite common.

Falcotron is a pseudonym for Andrew / Laurence Payn Barnert, a C++/C/Python codemonkey (stop calling me "software engineer," damnit!), musician, and DJ in San Francisco. (Note that everyone in the Bay Area is at least two of the above.)

Most likely, any Wikipedia edits will be caused by the latter.

And now, because I'm bored: