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Hemrani (n)(adj):

Pertaining to those that are afflicted with bear-like symptoms such as a generous layer of fur covering the body as well as fang-like teeth and beady bear eyes. Some may suffer from symptoms such as RLS or have trouble walking upright without rocking to and fro. Hemranis can be placated easily with offerings such as honey or their very own special editon copy of Grease or Grease 2.

When around a Hemrani, approach cautiously for they are docile creatures but when provoked they will double-slap you on the head.

Simple creatures, they do not acclimate well to the modern day conveniences such as toasters and microwaves and eyeliner. When having a night out on the town with such a creature one need not be afraid that their outfits may clash or mirror each others for these creatures dress simply. Normally you can find them roaming the streets at night wearing psychedelic t-shirts emblazoned with the emblems of local fine-dining establishments.

Eye colour may vary and sometimes, one may even come across one that has four instead of two eyes, also known as 'the four eyes syndrome'. Generally they are in good health but often times are inflicted with the 'itis' (i.e. slothitis and forgot-to-brush-my-teethitis).

Among their favourite interests, they love watching every movie ever made, memorising it, and then constantly reciting dialogue as if anyone acutally cares.

For more on Hemranis and their interactions with others throughout their daily lives, please refer to badgerbadgerbadger.com or refer to Grendel.