User:FalseHistory

The World began in Year 0000. A big giant clock in San Francisco began counting up to this very day. It still goes on. And these Fake Tales of San Francisco will help guide you to find the True Meaning of Life.

= Year 0000 Events =

Not much happened in this year. A clock was built as soon as everything happened. But, other than that, I think only a frog croaked maybe once or twice. Hold on....

January 0000
Jan. 1- Grande Ole Time Clock is built in zero seconds.

Jan. 7- A frog croaks.

February 0000
Feb. 2- A groundhog is elected Almighty Chairman. He decides when winter ends.

Feb. 14- Almighty Chairman has heart surgery. HIs old heart is given to his wife.

Feb. 28- Almighty Chairman cancels the rest of February, setting precendents for forever.

March 0000
Mar. 15- Almighty Chairman orders someone to die. Ides of March begins.

Mar. 31- Almighty Chairman is massacred by an eraser and two dust particles.

April 0000
Apr. 1- The eraser (new Almighty Chairman) plays a trick on the dust particles (his Jesters).

Apr. 15- Almighty Chairman Eraser orders for taxes. No one knows what the hell that is.

Apr. 30- April 31 is cancelled by Almighty Chairman Eraser.

May 0000
May 5- Random holiday is celebrated.

May 18- Almighty Chairman Eraser marries a prostitute.

May 19- Almighty Chairmistress Prostitute is paid.

June 0000
Jun. 2- A flag is knitted by the Jesters. It has 13 red and white stripes as well as 50 white stars across a blue square background.

Jun. 3- Everyone likes the flag on Facebook.

Jun. 5- Almighty Mistress Prostitute leaves, taking everything but the flag with her.

Jun. 30- Almighty Chairman Eraser accidentally commits suicide.

July 0000
Jul. 4- The flag is celebrated.

Jul. 5- Almighty Chairman's body is found. It is eaten.

Jul. 15- A castle is stormed by one frog.

December 0000
Dec. 25- A fat man invades after months of peace. He is not hostile and delivers gifts to them.

Dec. 31- The End of the World is believed to occur. Nothing happens.