User:Falseedits

Hi, i am you and you are me. me is a stupid queer and you are just uber cool. when me talks to you, you just try to get through it without being seen by you's real friends and me usually does not take the hint and you dont want to offend me. But one day up comes him and and flat our tells me that you dont like me but him was secretly a her whos mother was an electric eel cocktail waitress. :)