User:FalxY

Everyone knows I'm Batman.

I worked for Obama as a teapot for 5 years.

Then my father, a fine piece of china he was, was dropped from a great height... He smashed, and I swore I would get revenge on the person who did it. The person who killed my father. Adolf Hitler.

So I became Batmanteapot.

As I was saying, I worked in the shadows, following him... Until one day, when Osama came to visit. Hitler couldn't take it anymore. He had just received news that he was ginger, and therefore had no soul. So I took his life. Yes I, Batmanteapot, took Hitler's life. That, kids is how World War 2 was won.

You cannot strangle Batmanteapot. Nobody can. His power level is almost over 9000. I'm done here.