User:Fancypantsss

Once upon a time there were two little eggs that ate pot roast for breakfast. Little did they know they had hepatitis B. Then they put on some pants and hijacked a unicycle to Wisconsin where they went on a killing spree. After reading every camera manual the mayor didn't own, they stuck onion rings into peoples' cars' exhaust pipes and everywhere that day the air had the slight aroma of noxious fast food. Giggling giddily with love and joy in their arteries, they fled for San Diego on the back of an armadillo. The armadillo was named Delpino and he carried brocoli wherever ever he did roam and was color blind. Suddenly, they gasped. Why was the sky blue? They did not know. Bonjour! The end?