User:Fando Man/Cananada

= Overview = Cananada is a country that exsists only on the internet for now. The leader of Cananada is known as "The Zhoinkenator." With a system of government similar to an absolute monarchy, Cananada maintains control over its one-hundred and twenty-one citizens. No coins or money is used in Cananada. Instead, citizens barter produce as if it were a form of currency. When it comes to geography, the terrain of Cananada can be changed depending on what continent it can land on. With advanced hover technology, the island of Cananada is literally able to move itself across the globe. The Cananadean work week consists of six days: four working days and two days for the weekend. There are twenty-one months in Cananada, but only two of those months will be observed during the standard year because the average month contains one-hundred and seventy-three workdays (excluding weekends).

Smoking Laws
Cananada has a nationwide smoking ban with very harsh penalties. Anyone caught smoking tobacco is to be shot on sight. Anyone caught smoking anything else is to be shot in the head. Also, if someone is caught smoking and the shooter misses, they are to be shot as well.

The Right to Bear Arms
It is perfectly legal to bear arms in Cananada. However, ranged weapons are prohibited for the common citizen. This is to ensure fairness in conflicts among citizens. Members of the military and government officals are allowed to carry ranged weapons. Average citizens can purchase permits to carry weapons.