User:Farmfresh

FFD Productions



Despite the investigative efforts of hungry headline seeking pavo's from around the world, much of FFD's earliest history is still shrouded in mystery. Longtime Farm Fans have been known to speak in hushed tones in hopeful anticipation regarding rumours of a new project said to be in the works by one or several of FFD's members. Such completion of projects peel back the curtains of one of the worlds most secretive and stylish organizations.

According to several inside sources such as a former eastern defectors younger brothers teachers cousin from France... there are presently numerous enforcement agencies and art mafiosa working in conjunction to track and monitor FFD's rapid global expansion. Allegedly, the Internal Department of Investigations Outside Territorial Safety first developed an interest in FFD when their mantra, DUB plate one-of-a-kind rythem's cut throught the air waves. There popular catch-phrase catch began surfacing among school kids to Scotich scholars. Unable to determine whether FFD represented a credible threat to security, the I.D.I.O.T.S went on to enlist the services of CIA, MI5, Scotland Yard or(it's rumoured) ninjas. To date, none of the aforementioned organizations have been able to crack FFD's code. The membership is known to span the globe, with activity and chatter showing up in the Americas, Europe, South Pasific... If you come in contact with a known member of FFD it is STRONGLY advised that you lock the gas cap of your car/snowmobile, don't let any women under the age of 67 out of your sight and DO NOT attempt to engage them in any sort of rap/rps/dj'ing or dancing battles!

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www.ffdpro.com