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Gregory S. Best
B. 1985-?

Gregory S. Best (AKA Greg Best, the letter "S", G, Jegermuscles,and countless others) was born in Muncy, Pennsylvania. He is regarded by critics as a pompous, arrogant and self-destructive zit for his literary works which have yet to find publishing and outrageous public demeanor.

Early Life
Greg began life as an infant and later graduated to toddler and finally child before a kidney disorder tried to claim his life. At 8 years old, he felt that though he had led a full and satisfying life, he wanted to carry on and make an impact on the world in which he lived. After making a full recovery, Greg returned to school and in 2004 graduated from Muncy Jr./Sr. Highschool as "old enough to know better" and was wished well by his peers and teachers. Gregory took to grabbing life by the throat, and did so by becoming a full time produce clerk for the grocery store he had worked during his senior year and continued on for an additional three years before agreeing to serve his country.

Military Career
Gregory Best enlisted in the United States Air Force in 2006, and went to basic training in January of 2007. He graduated feeling "Torn down, but they don't build you back up. The 'building you back up is bullshit.'" Greg then attended his AIT in Boloxy, Mississippi at Keesler AFB and finished at Sheppard AFB in Wichita Falls, TX. He was then assigned to Dover AFB, Dover DE as an avionics technician on C-17s. One should note that it is widely believed that Gregory Best is only one of two in his AFSC on the entire base, but that is only on his accordance.

To this day, Gregory Best still resides as an Airman in the USAF on Dover AFB and still enjoys reflecting back on what he considers to be a great and fulfilling life "Despite what those other blowhards consider mediocre!" as he has said.