User:Fatguy69

Fatguy69's real name is Darren Jensen. Born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1990. Moved to Portland Oregan for about three months at age three, then moved back to Phoenix and has lived there ever sense.



TYLER WAS HERE

TYLER IS AWESOME

DARREN SUCKS

TYLER DOES NOT SUCK

TYLER TYLER TYLER TYLER WAS HERE TYLER

AGES 0-5: not much is known about these years of Darren's life, most people beleive a good majority of it was spent with either the activity o eating, or possibly the act of self-deffication.

KINDERGARDEN: very much like the first five years of life, not much is known about the year Darren spent in kindergarden, all that is known for sure is that there was more eating, and sligtly less self-deffication.

FIRST GRADE: during the first grade Darren saw for the first time the original STAR WARS TRILLOGY, a series of movies that would forever change his life, as he became a bigger, and bigger starwars nerd. There was also more eating and self-deffication.

SECOND GRADE: not much happned, eate more, finally kicked the habbit of self-deffication, and became a bigger starwars nerd.

THIRD GRADE: very much the same as second grade, with the exeption of one self-deffication relapse.

FOURTH GRADE: nothing intresting

FITH GRADE: during the fith grade Darren picked up a hobby that would change his life more than starwars, Darren started playing drums, and as he grew as a bigger and bigger starwars nerd, Darren would also grow as a bigger ad bigger band nerd.

SIXTH GRADE: somewhat of a family chrisis occured at this time, because Darren's Dad had eariler been diagnosed with clinical depression, and durig the sixth grade he stoped taking his medication, and resulted in a cupple of months in witch Darren was very confused as to why his dad was acting strangely. After a while his dad started taking his medication again, and everything returned to normal for the time being.

SEVENTH GRADE: Nothing of great significance happned during the seventh grade.

EIGHTS GRADE: also nothing of great significance.

FRESHMAN IN HIGHSCHOOL: as Darren entred high school his dad stopped taking his medication again, resulting in a similar time to the sixth grade, the biggest difrence being that his parents were separated afterward, and his dad nolonger lives wih him. Durring this time Darren joined the drumline of the Paradise Valley High School "Pride of Paradise Marching Band" witch was another experincethat would change his life. Doing the drumline in both the fall, with the marching band, and in the winter drumline, and going on a band field trip to perfom at the lincloin center in New York city, Darren cocidres this to be overall one of the best years of his life.

SOPHOMORE IN HIGHSCHOOL: Another great year in the life of Darren. Another year in marching band, unfortuinitly no winter drumline, and a field trip to anihiem where the band performed at the heritage festival, and went to disney land where Darren and friend Skylar Chew took a picture at the space mountian ride (picture bellow).



Outside of school Darren auditioned to play in a small marching band that would perform druing the half time show of the Phoenix Suns game that occured on Febuary 10, 2006, this is an expeince that Darren would concider to the best of his life so far. MORE COMMING SOON...