User:Fazilniyaz

Fazil Niyaz, born in the summer of 1864, is the author of Thermodynamics in refrigerators. He received his primary education at the University of Muppala from the year 1868 to 1880. He later obtained a PhD in Alien Chromatography under the strict supervision of renowned physicist Dr. Siaka Dembele Bandara. He reinvented the florescent lamp using nectar from Sunflowers and 6 cans of Fosters lager (6 for £5). A large part of Explaining Physics was authored by Fazil, but was stolen by Steven Doyle before being published 4 weeks later. Today, he has grown nearly bald owing to the excessive levels of sun light in the United Kingdom. Fazil is now pioneering research into how Apple Inc., has successfully violated the brains of millions of sane people, and caused them to become deluded enough to splash out at least $100 more to buy their outdated technology products. He is too tired to write any more now so please click on this link to return to your previous location. Alternately, you can visit Fazil's page here