User:Fearstad27

This is a story about me, Rebekah Louise Fjerstad, and how i am a shadooby eater. It all started when it was around the time of the year where all the snow was melting, finally,and you could start to see all the leaves and grass that was hidden under the snow for the Winter season. I crawled out from under my chair, what I call home, and took a deepbreath and took a good look and the nice grass that I haven't since since before Winter. And something happend to catch my glance, it was something I havent seen in years..something I havent eaten since I was a child, I got so excited I fell on my knees and took a real good close look. It was brown,lumpy, and it smelled like spoiled milk mixed together with tuna,old fungus feet,and sweaty old man balls..it was just so b-e-a-utiful! I just had to cry! I picked up this marvelous masterpeice and held it in my hands and my face just drew closer,like it was meant to be,I had no control what so ever, it was such a gorgues moment. I thought to myself, "Was this true love?..A match made in heaven?" , I didn't know the awnser, and I didnt care for it to much, I just wanted to taste it once again, I wanted to remember the feeling of it in my mouth ,the taste of this heaven made recipe. As I felt and watched a tear drop fall from my over-emotional face to the sweet, sensational beuty my mouth follwed after, And that's when I began to eat poop once again..The best day of my life.