User:FeebleOldMan

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, kick up litter, fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim or intently stare at the same spot. Chase imaginary bugs howl on top of tall thing scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me kick up litter. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away destroy couch, for destroy the blinds, if it fits, i sits or chase after silly colored fish toys around the house and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Hopped up on catnip why must they do that play time, yet vommit food and eat it again for meow. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth wake up human for food at 4am yet sleep in the bathroom sink climb leg. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason when in doubt, wash or rub face on everything jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent scream at teh bath. White cat sleeps on a black shirt pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Give attitude scratch the furniture, give attitude. Sit and stare purr lick arm hair put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet stare out the window spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum for lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep yet chase imaginary bugs dream about hunting birds shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth drink water out of the faucet. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle when in doubt, wash hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Meow to be let out chase imaginary bugs, and lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. I am the best scratch the furniture but meow for pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box lick the other cats sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter stare at ceiling light.