User:Feel my bruce beard

I am a fifty-two year old anonymous being who thrives on the internet. My knowledge, derived from many hours of intense and casual reading, has given me the power I need to fulfill a career within Wikipedia *waits for the knowledge is power reference*. I am interested in pottery and am currently calculating the origami folding equations. The only careless act I've ever committed was when I ditched my good friend when I fell for a rich, intimidating woman. Currently, I live in my wife's carport, who can't stand the noise of my snoring, with thirty-three puppies, seventeen rats and my laptop. For me to access the outdoors, I have to have permission granted from the queen and, at the moment, a cook top, oven and an inbuilt barbecue machine are being installed right next to my bed. My wife is currently cheating on me. As an unemployed minor, I like to spend time gaining knowledge and sharing it with the world and I find wikipedia the best possible place to do so.

Oh, and FIY, I have a beard because I can't afford to buy a razor and cutting with my fingernails hurts.

-- anon me