User:Fender753

The function of this page rather elementary in nature. However, its potential to influence the minds of countless persons is a palpable amenity we so proudly endorse. Myself and my constituents assume, and not without reason, the topic we propose has never before been breached. Implications of our studies have not, and most likely never will, be christened into the halls of scientific achievement or be lauded upon by scholarly figures eager to endorse a cognitive revolution. No, my troubled and confused reader, the purpose of this page is to bring about enlightenment. By combining the paradoxical world of quantum mechanics with the ecclesiastically pleasing connotation behind the implementation of what has been called the guitar pick, I bring to you, ladies and gentlemen, the theory of Guitar Pick Fluctuation!!!!