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Hubbard Drunk (noun)

Hubbard Drunk is a state of alcoholic inebriation which is so intense, it is yet to be scientifically measured.

First discovered in the first decade of the 21st century, this state of inebriation is an unusual and highly entertaining behavioural enigma.

Hubbard Drunk begins with an increasing volume and density of profanity from the subject, combined with slight drooling and mild incoherence. Within moments, the subject becomes disoriented and seems to find the English language beyond his grasp. It is at this point the experienced peer will look knowingly at others and make the comment “Oops..... Hubbard Drunk” while gesturing toward the subject.

Often at this point the subject will excuse himself from the company of his peers and will seemingly disappear without a trace. Assuming the subject has returned to the rock from whence he came, his peers continue in their revelry.

It is only some hours later, when the festivities have subdued, the subject can be found, asleep and slumped in the least comfortable position possible outside the fine establishment the elite state was achieved.

Hubbard Drunk is only properly recognised and the award bestowed upon the finest and most reputable of ingesters of alcoholic beverages and photographic evidence must be uploaded to Facebook for the award to be made official.

Such is the exclusivity of this state that only one person has ever been fully recognised as achieving Hubbard Drunkeness. His name? Tony Hubbard, of course.